Holy shit, you guys. The stingrays are out for blood! Check it:
This woman died of RAY TO THE FACE. YOU COULD BE NEXT.
Seriously, this should be a campaign issue. Health care? WHAT GOOD IS HEALTHCARE WHEN THE STINGRAYS ARE ON A RAMPAGE?!?! Somewhere in the Caribbean, they are circling, declaring in the secret tongue of stingrays,
"Steve Irwin was only the first to fall!" But dude! Read the article! These suckers are so hardcore, they
kill people with their faces!I KNOW RIGHT.
If you want to fight back, join the Stingray Threat Undercover Defenses (S.T.U.D.) today!
In other news, there are sometimes certain things you don't want to hear, ever, under certain circumstances.
As some of you know, it's been a crazy term, but I am finally taking spring break off and am back in my old hometown for the week. My dad's house is pretty nice digs, and it's always good to be back, so everything's shiny, aye?
Only yesterday morning, I go upstairs to fix some breakfast, go near the sink, and out of the blue I hear this furious buzzing. And on the windowsill appears not one, but two bees.
Some of you may also know that I have a strong dislike, bordering on crippling fear, of bees. That being said, I am not exaggerating when I say that these bees appeared to have
crawled from the pits of apian Hell. They were the same shape as a honey bee, but larger, and
black, not in the fuzzy-fat-happy bumblebee way, but this creepy
Venom : Spiderman :: Beelzebee : NORMAL BEE way. (For anyone who never had to do analogies as a kid,
you were deprived.) So I call my father up, as he is out making his musical therapist rounds (don't ask.)
"So, Dad. Did you, perchance, know that there are
bees in the kitchen?"This was one of those situations where there are certain things you
really do not want to hear. For example, my father's response:
"Oh, funny story, that...."
Funny story?
Funny story?! Funny story is Lady Getting Smeared by a Stingray. Funny story is not
our kitchen being flooded with Satan's Honeymakers. Apparently bees in the kitchen is a recurring thing. All I'm sayin' is if they don't get to steppin', Raid's gonna be a recurring thing too. >[
Also I totally got to see Barack Obama last night. He was, like, ten feet away. It was
so damn cool. A side note--not to wax too political here, but--well, if you're voting Republican, power to ye, but if you're more left-leaning and you're undecided? I'd nudge you towards Obama. Not because
Hillary is the Great Satan, but (partially) because
she's not exactly the Gaming Industry's best friend, and I know that actually is something that impacts a lot of you guys.
Plus, the dame eats babies. So. You know. Yeah.
In closing,
THE STINGRAY WANTS FLESH.
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seriously.
i stood on at least two stingrays in my lifetime, i grew up with guys who'd been speared by them......i fear them so so much.
In the article it says it leapt out of the water and hit her in the face!
That's the most epic death ever! I mean, that's a moment in time where life is sitting back going "lmao" and Braveheart music is playing or something. Then the ray hits her in the face and everybody's kind of like "umm, wtf r u doing?"
Haha~
But I guarantee bees aren't nearly as scary as scorpions. I found one on my wall the other night. Vertically clinging to my wall. I turn the light on and he's all "Why helo thar" while I'm staring at it like it's an alien with five heads.
This whole journal amuses me
... In a political, stingray sort of way.
And I'm sorry about your bee problem. I can't stand bugs period, its even worse when they're in your house.
I laughed at the bee part of your story, because it seems to me that you've just experienced your first encounter with what we here in Colombia refer lovingly to as *abejorros*, far remioved from the fuzzy *Hummeln* I saw on my first trip to Germany (though I still ran away from them because my first association was to the aggressive and highly dangerous devil-bee I've always lived with... cute and cuddly my ass! *rubs hiney*)
im sorry :comfort: i know how you feel... im terribly afraid of anything that flies D:
hahahh that picture is the true essence of hillary... and i think the bill is slightly a good idea because like twelve year olds shouldnt be playing grand theft auto but if it applies to people my age, HELLZ NOES
We must attack.
Freeze the waters, drain the oceans!
make them into Sushi! D<
But seriously, 2 people have now died of sting rays. Wow.